I’ve been watching old movies a lot lately. Like, silent-film-old. And you know what? Life should be like this. All dramatic eyeliner and crazy movement and NO TALKING.
Why do people gotta talk? Why do four year old little girls have to go around saying that they’re better and prettier than their ten month old little sisters? Why do old men have to nearly run people down in their cars in a pedestrian zone, only slowing down long enough to call them idiots for being human obstacles? Why do people have to call you to work extra hours for them when they take days off every other week? WHY CAN’T PEOPLE BE SILENT???
Not everybody. Just those most annoying.
